I’m not a conspiracy theorist or anything.  But our government is trying to kill us.

In 1994, the movie Speed first debuted.  A cinematic beauty where Keanu Reaves and Sandra Bullock brought the action and adventure right into your living room.

Bill Clinton was inspired by this movie’s concept and saw an opportunity to mitigate a looming American crisis.

We were too damn slow.

A secret, insidious, deal was made with automobile manufactures that year.  One that would change the way Americans drove.  Forever.

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Parking lot lines are for the parked cars.  If all you need is a double espresso mint mocha latté cappuccino, those lines are most certainly not for you.

Take whatever path your car drifts along, while you are texting, that ends in the fire lane within eye contact of your favorite barista (whom you were texting with on the way in).

Despite the rumblings of your fellow shop goers, this is really best for everyone.